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Good Morning! Rise and Shine! Get that Cup O' Joe...
break out the O.J....hang out with the pooch...time to check out the Funnies!

Holier Than Dow

BP announces a major alternative energy breakthrough, converting lies into energy. "Lies are abundant and we're full of them", a spokesperson said. BP is also considering the vast resources of hot air available.

The Strife Aquatic

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We Need Energy Independence

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Entire American Population moves West in hopes of better economic prospects.

Colbert Platinum Summer