^{Sponsored by Ongoing Economic Malaise - One can tell how long this has gone on by the humor deficit.}

Good Morning! Rise and Shine! Get that Cup O' Joe...
break out the O.J....hang out with the pooch...time to check out the Funnies!

From Misfortune Cookies (link has many more):

The Word - Kid Owe

^{Cartoonist: R.J. Matson}

Banksters sell Toilet Paper

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