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break out the O.J....hang out with the pooch...time to check out the Funnies.

Elizabeth Warren - Gotta New Sheriff

^{Cartoonist: Joel Pett}

Deductible Me

^{Cartoonist: Tom Toles}

Senior Me

^{Cartoonist: Mike Luckovich}

Boston Globe Tailors Print Edition For Three Remaining Subscribers

^{Cartoonist: Nate Beeler}

Come to the USA

Boeing lays off only guy who knows how to keep the wings on a plane:

CHICAGO—With the airline industry continuing to suffer under the ongoing recession, the Boeing Company was forced Monday to lay off Al Freedman, the only guy left at the corporation who knows how to keep wings from falling off planes. "We used to have a whole team of engineers who knew how to make the wings stay on, but those days are long gone," Boeing CEO James McNerney, Jr. said. "We'll make it work, though. The wings are not necessarily the most important part of the plane, anyway." McNerney added that at least they were able to save the job of the guy who knows how to prevent jet engines from exploding.

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